My gift to you, design professionals, is this.. seen yesterday in Manhattan on the 1-Train heading downtown... I give you the world's worst logo...
Note the several different types... and sizes... and colors... and... what the heck is this? Like the animal below, this comical thing was surely designed by a (large) committee.
So if anyone ever criticizes your work, just show 'em this logo. And if they then accuse you of being ridiculous, just show 'em this camel. Now that's ridiculous.